While driving in the car Calvin says
"When I grow up and I do graffiti someday... will I go to prison?"
I took a moment and questioned everything I've been doing as a parent.
I collected my thoughts quickly and said
"I will drive you to prison MYSELF!"
Oh Calvin. Oh Calvin. Oh Calvin.
WHY in the world are you thinking about these things at 6 years of age?!
You are so weird and a life of crime will not be allowed in our home.
Just to set things straight!